Grannie's Dispatches: Dispatch 485 (Print Copy)

Dispatch 485.

Grannie writes from Planet Funk following the whiff of disappearing socks.

Not lost.
Not misplaced.
Reassigned.

Grannie has met stranger things in her travels. She's probably interviewed several of them. Yet when a missing sock asks her not to send it back, she begins to suspect this is not, in fact, a laundry problem.

There is a sock with opinions about its own future, a chicken who knows more than it says, and a Department that doesn't officially exist.

Grannie, naturally, gets involved.

Grannie's continuing dispatches from across the Universe.

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Grannie Millington is the most prolific guidebook writer in the Universe. 

The Sultan of Bakeneko called her the most dangerous woman he ever met.

Grannie said thank you.